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David Ha'Ivri
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« on: December 13, 2006, 10:01:59 AM » |
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"Learn Torah, Love Torah and know how to shoot a gun"
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David Ha'Ivri
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« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2006, 10:03:05 AM » |
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(Every Jew a 22) "I would have said an m-16, but, it didn't rhyme".
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BK
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« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2006, 03:38:34 PM » |
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"It is not life that is important - but how one lives that life."
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"The Land will not be atoned for the blood which has been spilled upon it, except through the blood of those who spilled it..." (Bamidbar 35:33)
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YBY
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« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2006, 03:53:45 PM » |
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"separation of church and state? Whats that? Thats ok in the galut under goyim. In Israel there can be no separation, G-d gave us a Torah to run the state by-not politics!"
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Talmud (Berachot 17): “He who occupies himself with the Torah not for its own sake, it would have been better for him had his fetus overturned and would not have come out to the air of the world”
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Kreplach
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« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2006, 05:48:43 PM » |
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"Yossi Sarid, Yimach Shmo"
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« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2006, 05:49:43 PM » |
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"beards carry no imunity!"  |
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Talmud (Berachot 17): “He who occupies himself with the Torah not for its own sake, it would have been better for him had his fetus overturned and would not have come out to the air of the world”
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Kreplach
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« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2006, 05:51:31 PM » |
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"I'd rather have an Israel that the whole world hates, than an Auschwitz that it loves"
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« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2006, 05:52:21 PM » |
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"Marry, move to Israel, and have lots of kids"
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"Why should we cooperate in our own enslavement?
Is it I who am insane or the others?"
--Yair Stern, Jewish Revolutionary
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YBY
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« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2006, 05:54:06 PM » |
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Talmud (Berachot 17): “He who occupies himself with the Torah not for its own sake, it would have been better for him had his fetus overturned and would not have come out to the air of the world”
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« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2006, 10:58:10 PM » |
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"The true miracle of Hannukah is not that a cruze of oil was found, but that there were Jews who were still dedicated enough to search for it..."
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"Why should we cooperate in our own enslavement?
Is it I who am insane or the others?"
--Yair Stern, Jewish Revolutionary
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David Ha'Ivri
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« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2006, 11:09:00 AM » |
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"paranoid Jews live longer."
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Kreplach
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« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2006, 11:49:05 AM » |
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"Guilt is Jewish AIDS"  |
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lenny
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« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2006, 11:58:39 AM » |
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where was this thread when I needed it ??
could have used some of this stuff for the book "The Wit and Wisdom..."
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« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2006, 12:15:40 PM » |
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Well, Lenny, isn't it obvious? Collect 'em for Wit & Wisdom II!
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"Why should we cooperate in our own enslavement?
Is it I who am insane or the others?"
--Yair Stern, Jewish Revolutionary
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Kreplach
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« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2006, 12:37:40 PM » |
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"The temples whose senior rabbi is also the caterer". " The temples that perform human sacrifice each Sabbath morning, and they call them, the Bar Mitzvah"
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